07 January 2012

Solution to the trolley problem

I have a totally worthless philosophy degree. But it isn't the pursuit of philosophy that's worthless. When philosophy is done properly, it is perhaps the most important element of education. What is worthless is the writings of most philosophers. Ethics is a branch of philosophy that has some particularly terrible viewpoints. Ethics isn't too different from political philosophy: it consists mainly of psychopaths telling other people how they should act.

The trolley problem is an ethical question. Imagine that a trolley is traveling down some tracks. It is heading toward three people who have been tied to the tracks, and they will all be killed by the trolley. You could, however, pull the lever to switch the track. On the other track, only one person is tied to the track. Do you pull the lever?


If you decided to switch the tracks, congratulations. You are a utilitarian. You subscribe to the most disgusting ethical system in existence, and you are most likely a criminal psychopath. You are willing to murder someone. You see people as means to an end.

Why did Truman murder 200,000 Japanese civilians with nuclear bombs? "To save a million American lives."

The same reasoning is used by all criminal psychopath politicians when they commit murder. In utilitarianism, you can justify any action. Morality becomes totally meaningless. You could murder 10,000,000 people and claim that you were doing it in order to create a perfect, genetically pure society.

Almost all philosophers are ignorant of the true nature of politics and economics, and so their attempts to explain human nature are ridiculous. Crime and morality begin with respecting individual property rights. When you pull the lever to switch the track, you are aggressing against that one person's individual property (their body). You are actively choosing to murder that person. But what about if you do nothing?

What the trolley problem is supposedly about is the morality of inaction. But it's rather silly to consider inaction as equal to murder. People are murdered every day all over the world. Guess what? I did absolutely nothing to stop any of those murders. Am I guilty of allowing those murders to happen? No sane person would argue this point, and so we should instead look at instances in which I am aware that someone is about to be murdered. I know that a diabolical criminal has intentionally sent this trolley toward the three people on the track with the intent to murder them. Do I have an obligation to save them?

First, I have the right to self-defense above all else. I have no obligation to sacrifice my own life in order to save them. To argue that I do would be to argue that I am somehow enslaved to them. But anyway, the trolley problem is a false dilemma. In real life, you do not have to choose between letting three people die and killing one person. The normal reaction to this situation would be to either (1) stop the trolley or (2) untie the people on the tracks. If you could do so safely, almost everyone instinctively would, for a variety of reasons. I would, however, argue against the idea that it is morally necessary to do so.

It's impossible to say, "But what if the trolley cannot be stopped and there's not enough time to save them?" No matter what, I would try. I would analyze every aspect of the situation and look for a way to save them. But what I would not do is murder an innocent person in order to do it, like a crazed criminal psychopath would. You have the right to use defensive violence against an aggressor, but you cannot defend yourself by becoming the aggressor against an innocent third party (e.g., using them as a human shield).

I should add that the ideal solution would be to stop the trolley by pushing the criminal(s) onto the tracks. That is what I mean by defensive violence.


6 comments:

  1. So, the ethically sound response to the trolley question is to refuse to answer it as asked? It seems like you're throwing in the towel. I don't blame you; I'd go mad if I weren't kept busy enough by trivial things to distract my mind from the infinite answerlessness.

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  2. I am not sure what part of my answer you find incomplete. Switching the track is murder, inaction is not murder.

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  3. Why did you remove your history of football prognostication?

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  4. 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010: 57%
    2011: 43%

    That's not a return to the mean, that's a psychological problem.

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  5. X, this post seems to be uncharacteristically nonsensical. Let me count the ways.

    1. You suggest that by allowing the net two lives to be saved, you must allow the murder of millions at the hands of government. This is interesting, but it is also a self-defeating utilitarian argument against utilitarianism.

    2. You make a logically impossible claim ("In utilitarianism, you can justify any action").

    3. You assign the same burden of guilt to an unwitting and well-meaning bystander as to the person who has acted with the intent to murder.

    4. You make and defend an irrelevant assertion within the context of the trolley problem ("I have the right to self-defense above all else.")

    5. You then introduce a third possible course of action that makes the trolley problem philosophically worthless ("You do not have to choose between letting three people die and killing one person [...] No matter what, I would try."

    6. You claim that somewhere within lies the solution to the trolley problem.

    I do lack the qualification of a totally worthless philosophy degree, so I'm sure I've teed up some juicy ones for you here. But I feel compelled to try to defend this attack on something resembling my ethical system.

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  6. My friend, this blog's slogan is "everything you know is wrong." A post like this one is exactly what you should expect. Challenging conventional thinking is what I do.

    1. I'm having trouble understanding how I'm using a utilitarian argument when arguing against nuking Japan and performing the Holocaust.

    2. In utilitarianism, you can justify any action by simply by claiming an increased 'overall net happiness of society.' As if one could know or measure such happiness. You can take away anyone's liberty and claim it's for the good of society overall. A less extreme example than the WWII atrocities is something we see everyday in America: thinking it's ok for the many poor people to systematically rob the few rich people.

    3. I do consider both of them murderers. Maybe if I personalize the scenario, you will see why. Imagine an #OWS protester was driving through NYC and saw a Wall St. fat-cat at the crosswalk with his bitch wife and spoiled daughter. Enraged, he intends to run them over. You and another person are behind those three at the crosswalk. The other person sees the car heading toward them. The other person pushes you in front of them and the car kills you instead of them. You don't think shoving an innocent person in front of a car is murder? I don't consider that 'unwitting' and 'well-meaning.'

    4. See 6.

    5. If I were tied to a chair with a gun to my head and I could only pull the lever or not pull the lever, I would not pull the lever to switch the track. However I think that a person in a normal real-life situation would have to be pretty crazy to immediately think of killing someone as a solution to saving people.

    6. I put in bold, "Crime and morality begin with respecting individual property rights." That is the solution. Do not violate an individual's property rights at any time. Utilitarianism is the natural companion of democracy. Neither respects individual property rights. Americans believe that democracy is a good thing. I do not agree. As a politician, all you have to do is exploit the fact that the many poor people hate the few rich and the many Christians hate the few Muslims. Whipping up popular opinion doesn't guide what is morally correct. Are you violating the individual property rights of those peaceful rich Muslims? If yes, then it is a crime, regardless of how much 'happiness' other people get from tormenting them.

    If you switch the track, you aggress against that one person's individual property rights. Murder is the worst crime. Sorry for the inconvenience of not being able to sacrifice someone's life...

    I do not have any moral obligation to prevent a crime in progress (the murder of three people by the unknown villain), in the interest of self-defense. I would try to help them only because I would personally feel bad if I didn't. And they would likely show me proper respect if I did save them.

    ADDITIONAL WRENCH IN PROBLEM:

    Imagine that Valerie C****** goes out for a walk. Mae F*****, Kelly W*****, and Laura L**** kidnap her and tie her to trolley track A. They pull the lever so that the trolley goes down track A. They intend to murder her. But then Mike C****** comes along and catches them. He pulls the lever so that the trolley goes down track B and ties all three of them to track B as justified libertarian punishment for their attempted murder. The trolley is approaching, but Mike hasn't had a chance to untie Valerie yet. You come along, see the situation, and switch the track back to track A (because it has only one person on it instead of three). The trolley kills Valerie. How was that (1) not murder of Valerie by you and (2) an increase in overall happiness when you saved the three attempted murderers?

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